How to win blogs and influence bloggers

Dear blog,
I know you have difficulty recognizing me. I don't update you very often, and sometimes I don't know what to say to you. I'm sorry for the times you felt embarrassed to show your sorry un-updated face to frustrated visitors who wanted something to read. I'm sorry for the couple of times I've written up things and backed out before hitting 'publish'. I hope that someday you will take pride in who you really are, and not gather your identity by who's reading you and who's not.
Sure, your buddies tell you that their bloggers type away at their text boxes and some others get lucky twice a day even.
But I want you to listen to your inner blog. Yes, the one that refuses to give up on its blogger. The blogger who cheated on you by pouring her heart out to some 'other' blogs to enjoy the benefits of anonymity, but still has come running back to you.
Always yours,

Profound Gibberish © Angel

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